Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Who knew our Zacky Baby was quite the party-playah?!
But not ANYONE can attend these sexy soirees! Apparently, Zac personally background-checks ALL potential guests to ensure a party of the utmost quality and comfort!
"There are always more girls than guys and they're usually hanging all over Zac. Zac gets background checks on anyone who makes the party list."
How extravagantly elitist!
Sooooo like, where's OUR invite, sir?!
We super swearsiez to keep mouse-quite about allll the naughty celeb activity we
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