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Bath Salt Sinners Mount Armed Invasion Of Their Pastor's Home!

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Oh, bath salts — you so cray!!

Seriously, why does anyone take this crap!?

We don't condone any illegal substances, but bath salts has to be the WORST!!

Are we supposed to be happy for Donna (above, left) and Phillip Walls (above, right) because, when they got high on Monday, the married couple didn't wind up chewing off anyone's face??

Instead, they shot off rounds at imaginary fiends in their neighborhood before breaking into their pastor's house with enough firearms to invade a small developing nation!

And they brought a bag of WIGS?!?! What the heck?

Thankfully, Pastor Richard Robinson possessed the presence of mind to remain calm and talk his effed-up neighbors down from whatever unholy acts they planned to commit.

He said:

"I was little afraid, don't get me wrong. But even in that state of mind, he had enough presence to ask me to pray for him.”

Police eventually responded to the scene and arrested the bath salt couple for breaking and entering and armed terrorizing.

We're just glad this one ended without causalities!

FINAL SCORE: God 1, Bath Salts 0.

[Image via Kings Mountain Police.]

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4 comments to “Bath Salt Sinners Mount Armed Invasion Of Their Pastor's Home!”

  1. Buzz LightGreer says – reply to this


    Which one's Phillip??

  2. 2

    Re: Buzz LightGreer – Exactly what I thought

  3. 3

    WOW that sounds like some scary stuff from what little I have read about it. Glad the pastor is OK.

  4. 4

    last seen at chick a fil