This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Conan O'Brien honored "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" by allowing Chaz The Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken to appear on Conan to spread the word of Cathy.
The puppet shamelessly promoted the company's message with lines like:
"Fellas, if you want to be serviced for cash right in your car by a guy you've never met before, try our drive thru."
Ha! Actually, just we're going to try Schnipper's Quality Kitchen instead so our money goes toward a progressive charity that supports equality.