Ugh! WHAT THE F*CK DUDE.
Some allegedly liqoured-up a**-hole in Miami emptied out an early screening of The Dark Knight Rises Tuesday!
According to Miami Beach police, David Escamillo caused panic during the Batman flick when he yelled out "this is it." Escamillo then proceeded to leave the theater only to return wearing black gloves, causing movie patrons to flee.
When police arrived, Escamillo told the cops: “I didn’t shoot anybody.” Officials say he smelled strongly of alcohol.
The South Floridian man may be charged with disorderly conduct.
Do us all a favor world: DO NOT attend a screening of a The Dark Knight Rises if you're just going to make light of the horrific, fatal shootings that went down in Colorado less than two weeks ago.
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