Well, we guess this means those pictures were real!
We're talking full frontal. Full. Frontal.
[Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram.]
But… he looks so trustworthy!
He wove a tale of woe and self-pity centering around the recession and the courts forcing him to pay eight kids worth of child support to Kate instead of making rent, LOLz!!
We guess he was so broke he couldn't even afford to pay attention to the terms of his child support!
It turns out Jon doesn't owe ANY child support money at all!
According to Kate's lawyer, Cheryl Young, the dad isn't a deadbeat — just a dummy.
"He claims to be struggling to keep his child support payments current. As of April 27, 2012, Kate voluntarily relieved Jon of all current and future child support obligations for their eight children… The last thing Kate ever wanted was for the children to see their father in dire financial straits.”
So let us get this straight, Jon. And feel free to correct us if any part of this is wrong…
Your ex-wife popped out eight kids, is pretty much raising them all on her own, found the time to make a great run on DWtS, and she still was benevolent enough to relieve you of your child support obligations?
Yet you fabricate tales being a great father who pays child support over rent in an effort to garner public sympathy?
Yeah, you stay classy, Jon!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]