As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
One "momentary indiscretion" doth not a career break!
Kristen Stewart has landed herself a serious film role as the tormented soul, Peyton Loftis, in the screen adaptation of Lie Down In Darkness.
Huh. She's getting a lot of practice doing that right now, isn't she?!
Not only does she have to go through her days fearing those two creeps, she faces constant agony as she and her crippled sister are always compared — making her feel like total crap!
Well sh*t! She wanted serious and she got it!
Let's just hope she keeps things professional with her director this time around…
[Image via Mavrix Online.]