Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
Nooo!!! Don't do this to yourself, Rob!
Ugh… as if we didn't hate this situation enough already! Now we hear the brooding Brit's smoking again!
According to UsWeekly, Robert Pattinson has traded his trusty electronic cigarette for for the real deals. We're coughing from the second-hand sadness already…
"He was livid reading her statement online.
He's very self-aware and understands she was acting out, but now wonders if she's cheated on him with other guys too. He's been reading EVERYTHING. He demands to know the truth.
He doesn't know if he can forgive her what to do. His whole experience of coming into fame was with her. He was dependent on her. I don't know how he'll function alone.
He's not using electronic cigarettes anymore. He's been smoking real cigarettes since this news came out."
Robberz! Babe!! C'mon… you know you're better than this. It's not your fault your lady love went astray. So don't punish yourself!
Just do a little extra exercise! Think of the endorphins!!
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