Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Gay-friendly… Stand behind… get it?
Because when engaging in certain perfectly valid forms of sexual activity, one person often positions themselves behind… Oh, you know what? Just Google "anal sex diagram" and figure out our pun for yourselves.
At any rate, we're THRILLED to report many American corporations favor equal rights for their customers.
Schnipper's Quality Kitchen, for example, plans to donate a portion of their profits to Marriage Equality USA.
And, yes, this is a very thinly veiled jab at Chick-fil-A and its gay-bashing owner Dan Cathy.
Schnipper's, an NYC staple, plans to donate a buck from every chicken sale for the entire month of August.
"A truly good Chicken Filet Sandwich would always be in favor of Marriage Equality. Ours is the best you’ll ever have since its made from fresh chicken breasts and hand dipped to order in our seasoned corn flour blend and buttermilk. It’s super crispy and it’s gluten free! The sandwich is tasty – Marriage Equality is timely."
We bet Schnipper's will enjoy a HUGELY profitable month because we know equal rights for all isn't just a moral issue — it makes fiscal sense too!
Maybe that other chicken chain should take note!
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