Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Marissa Cooper does not look happy!
They mingled at a few London hotspots but, according to the looks on their faces, this dysfunctional duo was merely going through the motions.
David Guetta and a few other top-tier electronic artists performed at The Old Sorting Office so we don't know why Mischa and Sebastian weren't having a better time — ch-ch-check out the super-sad pics (below)!!
What's wrong, gurl?
Still waiting for your real life Ryan Atwood to come rescue you??
You don't need saving!!
You're young, hot, loaded, and stylish — the world is your oyster!
Just crack that shizz open and slurp it right up!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]