Tickle Your Cervix In Style With This 24-Karat Gold Vibrator!

8/04/2012 5:00 AM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True • Daniel Craig • Kristen Stewart • 50 Shades Of Grey

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And you thought your diamond vajazzled vajayjay oozed class!!

British lingerie designer Ann Summers finally answered the age-old question, "what do we get for the sexfiend who has everything?"

A 24-Karat gold vibrator, that's what!

Whoa! For realzies?!

We haven't wanted something that slick and classy inside of us since Daniel Craig made his James Bond debut, LOLz!!

Every celebrity should have one of these!!

Maybe if KStew kept one in her purse she wouldn't have been so desperate too cook cucumbers in her cabbage patch on the set of Snow White!!

For just shade over $15 grand, you too can be the Belle of the ball at your next Fifty Shades shindig!

[Image via Ann Summers Pleasure Emporium.]

http://www.annsummers.com/

Tags: ann summers, daniel craig, england, fifty shades of grey, gold, james bond, kristen stewart, sex toy, vajazzling, vibrator

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12 comments to “Tickle Your Cervix In Style With This 24-Karat Gold Vibrator!”

HATER says – reply to this

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Any excuse to get a dig in at Kristen huh? You are an ass!
hotdogbuns says – reply to this

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You wouldn't know what class is, Perez.
litnight says – reply to this

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If you think cervical tickling is the reason for vibrators, you need to pay your fact-checkers more [or hire a chick].
bytchface says – reply to this

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It doesn't tickle a cervix…do you even know what part of female anatomy a cervix is??? Sooo ignorant.
Oliver1 says – reply to this

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Oh for fuck sake, Mario, you'll look for any excuse to bully Kristin at this point…yeah, "bully", that's exactly what you are and what you've always been. This is the last time I'll ever visit your blog because I'm so god damn fed up with your juvenile, biased ramblings. As for the rest of you readers who still have enough patience to put up with Mario's mean-spirited bullshit, best of luck to you, I'm outta' here! Peace.
selinaaaa says – reply to this

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TICKLE MY CERVIX? yeah…. no, that's painful perez. it's not like a prostate gland
kitt3n says – reply to this

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LELO has been making these vibrators for awhile now.
Ppssshhh says – reply to this

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No wonder your gay if you think a vibrator will tickle the cervix lmao:-p I don't want anything touching my cervix ouch!! It's clitoris gay boy
misscheriamor says – reply to this

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Okay, I know you are gay but take some time to at least know female anatomy! I don't want a vibrator near my cervix, no woman does. Get an medical book please. Change the title, it is a tad embarrassing for you.
Liz says – reply to this

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I can just see dana from RHOBC now…"love the vibrator" "Did you know?…15,000"
Kateekidding says – reply to this

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That was a seriously tacky stab at Kristen you took there…
Sarah says – reply to this

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lol - Love it!

Sarah.x