It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
There's more to the United Kingdom than the 2012 London Olympics and mad cow disease!!
Allen Rose Cooper, for instance!
And the Edinburgh Fringe Fest!!
Fringe Fest is supposedly the world's largest arts festival with over 22,000 performers who will put on all sorts of wonderful shows over the next three weeks!
And by performers, we aren't just talking about fire breathing and donkey shows!
And then there are the multi-talented demi-Gods with bronzed abs and silvered chest hair!!
There's one, at least. David Hasselhoff.!!
His show, An Evening With David Hasselhoff Live is described as "a glorious hour of singing, dancing and chat with a nice line in irony."
The site continues:
"[Audiences get] an intimate, hilarious and fun-filled behind-the-scenes look at [David's] amazing life through media, song, dance and audience interaction. …From the Knight Rider days to Baywatch to Broadway and to the Berlin Wall."
Holy Hasselhoff, there's no way were missing that show!
[Image via Josiah True/WENN.]