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Teen Mom Star Farrah Abraham Is A Singing Sensation?
Nope! This is NOT a joke! (Though… we wish it was!)
Recovering addict / MTV reality star, Farrah Abraham, has just finished recording her first album.
The Teen Mom, who recently penned a memoir about her depression troubles titled My Teenage Dream Ended, says making music helps bring her joy when she has the blues. She told reporters:
“I'm happy again, and this is my song for finding happiness.”
We're glad this song brought happiness, buuut we can't say it did much for us.
Listen to Farrah's, um, inneresting first single Finally Getting up From Rock Bottom (above)!
Thoughts???
[Images courtesy of Models International.]
Tags: album, farrah abraham, memoir, new album, record, teen mom
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Well besides the fact that she looks like a man, this song is about as good as she is beautiful. Auto tune is apparently the device for the untalented, because she sounds like shit, even with the auto tune, so she must have zero singing ability.
Could she use any more auto tune? Not good at all… sorry…
wow!
She needs to just seriously stop….
This is a joke right?
YUCK!!!!! I wanna stab myself in the ears!! Perez make it stop!!
Are you kidding me.. this is so bad… and is she out of breath… this is so bad… oh I said that already… well it is
She's not addicted to anything and never has been!
a vicious assault upon my ears
The person who told her she could sing should die
wtf did i just listen to? i cant even understand what she's saying. is she even rhyming? MY EARSSS! D:
R2D2 should get some kind of credit for this shit.
This is terrible and the timing is awful. The auto tune is too much probably trying to disguise her lack of talent. This was torture to my ears.
Holy crap is that horrible! I bet a real Toucan can sing better than her.
She makes Paris Hilton sound AMAZING as a singer AND a DJ!! Never thought that would ever happen!! Im sad because I liked her on the show. But not so much quth her inability to focus on ANYTHING. Please do the world a favour and dont!! ever sing again…..move on. Try acting!
When you sound THAT bad with THAT much auto tune then you know you need to stop
So to help her suicidal tendencies, she unleashed a brown sound causing suicidal tendencies for its listeners? I shat myself when her voice starting shitting in my ears and I wanted to murder myself in the most painful way.
I admit I love eurodance and house music, and am a big fan of the autotune sound. the reason it works for someone like Ke$ha is that when you turn off the mics and listen to her, she can still hold a note. Not only couldn't I make out any of the words from this song, but none of the timing is right either. The music actually sounds really good, but this is just terrible. It would be impossible for me to comment on whether or not she can sing, cause not only couldn't i really hear a voice, I truly cannot even tell if this was sung in English
YIKES!
even with all that autotune, you can still tell she can't sing…
She is so money hungry she will do whatever it takes to make it. She should focus on being a better mother and a better person.
Did she make this herself with an auto tune mic?? This is the worst thing I ever heard. Someone please tell me that she really is not putting this out. Does she need attention that bad???? Horrible.. Farah stop embarrassing yourself. This was probably a scheme to promote her book lol.
O_O auto toon much? I hate to be mean but this was awful!!!!! I never thought id say this to ANYONE but Farrah PLEASEEEEEE stick to being a teen mom -_-
This delusional mess needs to stick to taking care of her child and not making the population deaf with her "singing".
HORRIBLE, and I was with headphones.
I think we should all give credit to Rebecca Black, seriously.
It sucks so horribly that my speakers imploded.
Are you serious? It has a good beat we'll have to listen to the rest of the album to make sure if she has done a good job at Studio.
Wow. My ears are bleeding. A lot
It's amazing what people can do with those children's Casio pianos & a microphone….
She looks like a monkey! This is THE WORST "song" I have ever heard…YUCK! She should go crawl under a rock & stay there!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!
Umm….voice synthesizer = can't sing for crap! I imagine the official music video will include a stripper pole, some leopard print spandex and a lot of alcohol…the alcohol is for everyone trying to get through it of course!
Oh, my ears are literally bleeding right now. I should get to the hospital…
Re: Ajnavarro91 – Farrah, is that you? Probably your mom worried about her monetary "investment."
i could not make out a single word, unfortunately. it kind of scared me. hope she funds success somehow though.
You cant even understand 1 word she said. And believe me I tried!
she must suck real bad cuz that doesnt even sound like auto tune anymore, it sounds like a robot
Song? Not the most amazing thing I've ever heard; however, you go girl! What a smart, young woman. Cash in while you're still relevant!
Omg i don't understand (literally) what the f is going on here?!? i always hated her the most, she lies SO MUCH and beats on her poor parents that keep trying to help her….she never was addicted to anything, she didn't do no cocaine that man looking liar. No but really this song doesn't make sense, im so lost right now
Re: melz – I agree. She is trying so hard to become a celebrity. She needs to focus on getting a real job and taking care of her poor child. Her family is crazy, but she is also a b*tch and comes across as a very selfish person.
That is one ugly, talentless jew.
what the heck?????horrible!!!!!
It's HORRIBLE!!!!!
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
well.. that was interesting.
was that singing? my goodness..
doea anyone even know what she said?
This is so bad. Seriously, even if I didn't know what a terrible person she is, I would NEVER listen to or buy the song after hearing this. Ug. Tragic.
Since when is she an addict??
Speechless
WTF????!!! SHe sounds like shit. I guess someone is trying to keep their 1 minute of fame alive now that TEEN WHoREs…cough* I mean Teen Mom is over and not handing these dumb bitches checks.
I think I made every disgusted facial expression I am humanly capable of!! Please make it stop! Poor Farrah, she's a strong woman who should be strong enough to know what she's good at!
LOLLL auto tune much ?
This song scared my dog
Re: SashaSkye – I completely agree, love electro/house/euro dance music and the music itself is actually really good! but she freaken ruins it with the vocals!
thats worse that the Countess' money can't buy you class! I am not even sure I would call that singnig
She sounds like shes using the T-Pain app.
Omg that was terrible. We consider this MUSIC?
I couldn't even discern the words or even really identify a human voice. That was so unprofessionally done. Truly awful.
bad.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaand my ears are bleeding.
Horrible! Please- someone help her, it sounds like she is having a convulsion.
…wtf
Re: Nolan Ross – It took a while for mine to show up
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?! My ass sounds better than this. From what I've seen from teen mom she sucks as a person and she definitely sucks at singing. If you can even call this singing.
omg is this a bad joke? This seriously hurt my ears but did make me laugh! Please take this crap down
that was absolutely terrible…… such a disgrace to the music world
Re: Nolan Ross – Mine took a bit of time to show up. I waited a couple of weeks and it still never showed up. Had to upload it once or twice more until it finally worked. Make sure it's not too big, and nothing bad, and just be patient, I guess? Haha
That was the most horrible sound i have ever heard!I think my ears are bleeding!!Seriously,what was that??
i love farrah but singing is not her thing!! this is horrible!!! auto tune is bad if you cant sing don't try because you just look ridiculous!!
That was HORRRRRRRRRIBBBBBBBBBBLE! The producer should be ashamed of himself. That was terrible! No amount of fame can make up for no talent… Stick to being what you're good at, a bitch to your mom and acting like your better then everyone else.
She's a cute girl, she should really stick to modeling. Especially after she spent so much on boobs.
Well, that's 53 seconds of my life that I will not get back….My ears are bleeding.
OH MY GOD WHO RECORDED THIS????????????
HOLY SHIT, does she have no friends? Why did no one tell her that this sounds like the worst atrocity that has ever been created?!? It's not even remotely song-like in any way, shape or form! Were there words!? I can't even… What the hell WAS that?!
Oh. My. God. Um…that's not a song. Just…I can't. This is why the rest of the world hates us. That's all I have to say.
This song is horrible!
pleasepleasepleaseplease tell me this is joke. I cannot handle this. I want to know if she has listened to this herself?! & think it is awesome. Or she has no problem embarrsing herself.
This is the worst thing I have ever heard and I've heard some dusty ass shit.
Extreme auto-tune… TO THE MAX!
Re: OldSpringsPike – LMAO!
bad just bad
WOW! She just needs to stop this is disgusting!!! nothing about it even sounds half way decent!
Farrah needs to make the music video now and have it be nothing but her crying face she made more than 99% of the time.
That was awful!
I thought she wanted to be a chef? Wasn't she going to school for it? Should've stuck with it, this is bad. I can't understand anything that she's saying.
Omg Gezzzzz ppl are so freaking mean! I think she just trying to better her life she been threw alot! I love her I look up to her she it's great! I myself was a teen mom let her be and stop judging her. I think her song is great………
uuh .. no seriously, this isn't a joke? WTF was that? .. sounds like clips of her yapping her mouth in teen mom, with a lot of auto-tune. she's out of her f'ken mind!
That was painful. WOW!
Horrible! What did she sing into an old Casio?
Are you freakin kidding me? That was auto tune at its worst! And to mix it with that annoying whiny nasally voice was pure torture! Worry about being a mom which you are and less about trying to be some big celebrity or superstar that you will never be!
I think my ears are bleeding. I feel horrible for her little girl. This chick is a waste to society.
YOU can't even understand what she is saying! –_____– DREADFUL.
Have you ever heard of songify cuz I think thats how she made this song WTF!!!
Woooooooww can we say awful? I can't even tell what she's saying because it's so overly autotunned.
Re: deedee85 – Are u serious u look-up to her! then you must have low expectations Farrah is a spoiled,self-centered,conceided,horrible mother who is so into herself she can't even handle taking care of her own daughter when she gets a boyfriend who she scared away after a few dates talking about getting married and also gives her daughter some extra "kid medicine" cuz she is always "tired" and can barely keep her eyes open but doesn't act that way when she's with her grandma she is ugly but wants to be a model LOL! wants to be a chef finished school but had to move away to go back to school when she already graduated she thinks she can sing finds some idiot to auto-tune a song thats so bad all the cats in the world cry whenever anyone laughs I mean tries to stand that noise(my ears still hurt by the way) Please take that crap away (Farrah How Was That Lonely Plane Ride Back Home From TEXAS!!! Call him immature and stupid NO HE IS VERY WISE AND GOT AWAY SO FAST "BLINK" AND HE WAS LONG GONE!!! SMART,SMART GUY Great move DANIEL you are a very smart man you ssaw through her fakeness and ran!!!
She has a great future in Arabic music… Lol
awful…this does not even sound a bit like her at all …. not good.
That is ..vile
pretty face, no brains or talent.
The only thing good about this is the comments. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE Song. No Talent at ALL.
Some of the genius lyrics include:
"My heads on thursday"
"Dig yourself out"
"No boy, I am always have"
"Myself out of my own frame"
"Got me still in the cases"
AGH, It's so horrible. How do any of these words mean anything to her? Maybe her head is on a lot more than just thursday.