If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
How horribly sad to have to see someone this deeply troubled looking this low.
Although Brigitte Nielsen has struggled with alcoholism since the 1980s, and was last in rehab in 2007, the ex-wife of Sylvester Stallone was spotted looking possibly the worst she's ever been over the weekend in an El Lay park, where she drank directly from a bottle of cheap vodka and eventually passed out, as you can see (above).
Just so, so tragic.
We sincerely hope that somebody close to her can manage to intervene and get her the help she so obviously needs, but as this point, one has to wonder if she's just too fargone at this point.
You're in our thoughts, Brigitte. Please try and get well.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]