Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
It is WAR in motha effing Bon Temps, Louisiana, folks!
And after last night, only THREE EPISODES left this season on True Blood!
AGH! It only feels like YESTERDAY that we were squealing with anticipation over the season premiere!
No matter! Ch-ch-check out the promo for next week's addition, titled Gone Gone Gone (above)!
We HOPE that doesn't imply our beloved Viking Vampire Eric's fate at the hands of one dumbass, manipulated Vampire Bill - who is OBVIOUSLY high as a kite on Lilith blood and Salome juice!
Our heart couldn't take it!
But between saying good-bye this week to the sneaky Smoke Monster and Noel from Felicity, and poor little werewolf puppy Emma being 'adopted' as the AH-MAZING Rev. Steve Newlin's new pet, the storylines are really starting to merge together…and we COULDN'T be more excited to see what happens!
Gah! This anticipation is stressing us out!
May Godric save us all!