That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
America's newest darling, bambi-eyed, demure Zooey Deschanel, has found herself a new man-lovah in screenwriter Jamie Linden, and the contagiously cute couple were snapped Sunday smacking lips in El Lay (above)!
Zooey has been smothering herself in Emmy Award-nominated work since her amicable divorce from Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard a year and a half ago, so it's nice to see her satiating the romantic part of her soul.
Check out some super-adorbsiez pics of Zooey being her usual humble-cupcake self (below)! We even found some photos of Jamie to indulge your imagination!
[Image via National Photo Group.]