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Handcuffed And Ball-Gagged, Bret Easton Ellis Shatters Our 50 Shades Dreams
Sad news bears!!
We thought American Psycho author and The Canyons screenwriter was truly capable of probing into the psyche of a sexually depraved business tycoon!
Alas, the only E.L. James script Bret Easton Ellis might be adapting any time soon is 50 Shades Of Bitter Disappointment!
He shared the triple-sucky story on Twitter:
It's a very major disappointment to announce that I've somehow been taken off the list of possible screenwriters for Fifty Shades of Grey…
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) August 7, 2012
So why did he recuse himself from the 50 Shades screenwriting challenge?
We have no clue!!
Maybe Matt Bomer's legion of livid fans toilet-papered his home after Bret's diss the other day!!
We do know the off-beat writer seemed legitimately broken up about it.
He continued:
@e_l_james I hope you find someone as passionate as I was about "Fifty Shades of Grey." I will miss it. Moving on. Laters, baby…— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) August 7, 2012
Aww!
We hope so too!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: american psycho, bookz, bret easton ellis, el james, fifty shades of grey, film flickers, matt bomer, the canyon, twitter
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The 50 Shades trend needs to die
I read 50 Shades with a friend and I don't get the popularity. It was laughable. Constantly saying the same things over amd over. "Holy shit/fuck/Moses" about once a page. I read a review that said people should read it because it's something to talk about. And that is true. My friend and I talk about how funny it was.
Re: sick_girl – Totally agree. I have seen better literary content in a Hallmark card.
Re: sick_girl – I completely understand your mockery of the book in terms of the adjectives/grammar/& wording (like, damn, get a thesaurus) .. but okay .. you somehow forgot the most infamous line - "Holy Cow!" LOL! Still love the 'guilty pleasure esque' book though.
this video is funny:
I couldn't even finish the first one. There is nothing in this world that would convince me that an uber dominant male honestly says things like "c*me for me baby" while he's getting it on with someone. Baby? Really? Is that the only thing you could think of while you were writing those scenes? The guy sounds like a Justin Bieber fan.
If the 50 Shades books are as poorly written as I've heard, Ellis shouldn't touch them. He's written some depraved stuff, but he wrote it well. His version would be much more artful and freaky than it sounds like James deserves, which would be good, but would probably alienate most of the fan base.
5o shades of TRASH…
Re: CookiexNinja – Well, if you finished the Trilogy, then you'd know that Ana changed him completely and turned him into a "hearts and flowers" kind of guy (which he, at first, despised) who enjoys some "kinky fuckery" with the one and only woman he's ever been in love with. And, if you finished book one then you would've read how violent he got with her at the end of it. So, his BDSM side was put aside because that's not what she was in to - which was ok with him.
He messed with the wrong guy in tinsel town with his ignorant tweets this week. This relic has-been can crawl back under his rock.
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