As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Why Justin Bieber, you fresh little thing!
He may be balding, but he is still ROYALTY!
Apparently, the pop sensation is positively baffled as to why the otherwise-seksi Prince William has not investigated any treatments for his thinning head of hair, and recently spoke out on the subject!
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
Well, hey, here's a possible explaination, Biebs!
MAYBE he doesn't feel the need to thicken his hair because he's eventually going to have it covered with a CROWN!
You know. When he's the KING of his own effing country! LOLz!
What can we say? Ya win some, ya lose some!
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