No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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How regal of them!!
According to a forthcoming Vanity Fair article, Prince William and his blushing, beautiful bride Kate Middleton aren't exactly the naughtiest newlyweds on the block!
Unlike many young celebrity couples, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge aren't very concerned with nights out on the town or being seen just for the sake of it.
"They've grown out of clubbing and have no interest in parties. They just enjoy being together at home."
Prince Will is three decades old now and the two of them are under a heck of a lot of scrutiny. A low-key approach to leisure is likely the most responsible route.
So what then does the proper pair do with their free time?
The truth could shock you!!
Another source reported:
"Kate was on the King's Road not so long ago carrying a shopping bag with chicken in it that she was taking home to cook for William's supper. That's their idea of the perfect night."
The perfect night for England's most revered lady revolves around grocery shopping and cooking supper for her husband!?!
While it wouldn't surprise us if this response but women's rights advocates on edge, we are DELIGHTED the duo does whatever fills them with the most joy!!
And there's joy aplenty! One of the sources also revealed:
"There's a happiness in the House of Windsor generally at the moment for the first time ever. Charles and Camilla are genuinely happy. William is happy because Charles is troubled less and he has Kate to share his future with."
Awww!! How cute!
We HOPE this means Middleton's midriff might soon be blessed by a baby bump or two!!
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