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17 comments to “EXCLUSIVE! Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas' Marriage Is FINE!”



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    Melanie Griffith is an idiot, and you're stupid enough to eat up any attention. Your closing sentences are nauseatingly cloying; why are you such a loser?



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    When the publicist is making this kind of statement, the marriage is almost done and the lawyers are just working through the paperwork. Antonio will finally be free from marrying his grandmother.



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    I didn't even know they were married. Hot old couple.

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She likely came running back to him after her last 'bender'…I mean, where is a FUGLY BO-TOXED UP THE YING-YANG HAG like her gonna find a ht guy like him …? She is just gonna have to accept his' indescretions'. I mean, the poor guy has to wake up next to her everyday - ya gotta cut him some slack ! He needs to be with a chick who at least still leaves fingerprints ! ;)

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    I like how she always poses with her neck/head 'up' - anything to avoid being photographed with all her old saggy neck skin ! LOL ! Gawd…has she truned into a FREAK SHOW. 'Working Girl' is, really, just a d i s t a n t memory…Sad, she can't deal with being in her 60s ……

  6. Be-Atc says – reply to this


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    Miss 'Golden Globes' 1969 sure is show'n her age…just say'n …..

  7. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Her Hash Tag should be Hash Hag ! ;)

  8. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She has had SO MANY facelifts, that when she takes a sh*t, she has to wipe behind her neck ! LOL ! *SIGH* - WHY could she just not grow old gracefully, like her mum, Tippi ?

  9. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    And, Melanie Dear, wearing BLACK does not NECESSARILY make one look SLIM …Just say'n……

  10. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Love the tattoo on her arm…makes her look 'hip' and 'edgy', and …… OLD ! LOL !

  11. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Sorry Melanie…I know you can take a joke ! You must be able to…I mean, just look at your face ! LOL !

  12. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Does Antonio f*ck her with a bag over her face … ? LOL !

  13. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    'Working Girl' has been retired for quite a few years now…and is using her A.A.R.P. card daily @ Dennys ! LOL !

  14. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    *sigh*…people can be so cruel ……



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    Jeez Ba-Atch, that must be a record number of comments for you. Lose the stream of conscience and compose yourself and post once.

    On topic, have not seen her in awhile, hope she lost that annoying lisp she had.

  16. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    SHADDAP 1 It is what Be-Atch does ! ! ! Be-Atch rules in the valiant struggle against the stupidity of the CELEBUTARDS ! Anywho….yes, the lisp ! I had forgotten about that ! She did it purposely to make her sound like a little girl ! Now, she just sounds like a little HAG ! LOL ! ! ! Poor Melanie…no wonder she does drugs !

  17. Honey Boo Boo says – reply to this


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    He puts a flag over her face and does it for his country. Re: Be-Atch