Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Brew up the sweet tea, 'yall!
Cuz boy do we have a magical story for you…
Once upon a time, there was a little Tennessee girl growing up with a Hollywood father. She was a spunky one, this girl. And no matter how many times she was forced to hear Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter couldn't help but appreciate the spotlight.
And eventually, she earned one of her own…
Growing up in the television shoes of Hannah Montana, this Tennessee girl was destined to break into movies. Low and behold, there was another Nicholas Sparks adaptation in the works! And before we knew it, Miley Cyrus was meeting Liam Hemsworth on the set of 2009's The Last Song.
Years passed. Years full of naughty photos, salvia scandal, and pole-humping. But on June 6, 2012, the world learned that Mileybird could be tamed. …ish.
"Like all young girls, she had her wedding planned for a while. It's like a fairytale. [But then again] it could be a wedding where her dress ends up in the mud. It's just a Miley thing. She has these little quirks. Though she's grown up, there’s still a lot of kid in her. [It probably won't be] very extravagant. She’s a hometown girl. I think it’ll be close-knit family and friends."
Ha! We'd love to see a white-gowned Miley roll around in some wet dirt! She's so unpredictable! It's what we love about her!!
Flap those feathers free and wild, Miley! Make your wedding day all about the F-U-N!!
[Image via Hugh Dillon/WENN.]