This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Uncle Sam Scientology wants YOU, Robert Pattinson!
One follower reveals:
"Robert Pattinson is young, he's talented and he's got a lot of money. Rob's like a young Tom Cruise. He would appeal to younger people in a way that older celebrities, such as Cruise and John Travolta, might not."
Hmm… this would tie in with that National Enquirer report about Kirstie Alley. According to them, she's "spearheading the efforts to lure" him.
She's even allegedly shown up at his house! There's actually a source who's seen strange visitors lately:
"I didn't get a good look at the driver except that I noticed that the person had a lot of hair — so it was probably female."
But hmm.. we're not so sure Rob will follow the Scientology suit. Sure, there are lots of celebrities who do it (see below), but he's got so going for him, we doubt he'll wanna give up his independent ways!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]