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Poorly Planned Same-Sex Marriage Protest Ends In Flames

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Wow! We don't know if we've ever seen anyone fail so hard before.

A man protesting General Mills' support for same-sex marriage decided to go to their headquarters and light a box of Honey Nut Cheerios on fire. (Oh yeah, this is going to be good!)

The only problem is, he set more of the lawn on fire than he did the box. We're not sure how he messed it up, but it may have been his decision to use a blow torch instead of a lighter.

We don't have any experience protesting against homosexuals, but we're pretty sure you're not supposed to become a flamer in the process. LOLz!

Watch the HIGHlarity (above). Our favorite part is when he tells the camera operators (both clearly laughing at him) to "quick, get in the car!"

P.S. Every American has the right to protest, but let's leave the property destruction out of it. K, thanks babe!

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14 comments to “Poorly Planned Same-Sex Marriage Protest Ends In Flames”

  1. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


    If anyone should know about failing, it's YOU.
    Kat Graham ?
    Fashion Line ?
    Music Mogul ?
    Boyfriend ?
    IM5 ?
    Compilation CD ?
    "shit" Planking ?
    Scoring with a Straight guy Celebirty ?
    Radio show with Adam Bomb ?
    yeah, you should know

  2. 2

    I wanted to make a joke about flaming, but I didn't know if it was appropriate. I already cant say tr**y, which is a very cute word btw. Sounds like granny what's wrong with that?

  3. 3

    Why not try giving that box of cereal to someone who could use it jackass!

  4. 4

    ROFL … is this the best you can do, Perez? Thousands thousands of people across the country put their money where their mouths are by supporting Chick-fil-A. The chain had record sales, and the people spoke loud and clear on the CEO's freedom of speech AND on gay marriage. So if you're so pitiful that you need to act superior and post this, it says far more about what a pathetic, hateful bully you are than anything about your target, FOOL. You think we don't see through you? This is why the gay community hates you … because you bully people and because you won't control your own hate and rage. You are an embarrassment to them and you are a failure in virtually every way. I'm not talking about just business (and the list a few posts above mine is very eloquent testimony to your complete lack of success in the business area). I'm talking about who and what you are as a person. You are a deviant and you are defective. And when you go down in flames, flamer, it's going to be spectacularly hilarious.

  5. 5

    Re: Yes You Bore Me – and to you idiot for making Perez earn more money surfing his website! Fail!

  6. 6

    Hate is NOT the natural state of a human being, thats why it never works. Love is our natural state. Do the research.

  7. 7

    This guy makes well educated, awesome bigots like myself look stupid as shit. GTFO of here and leave the racism, homophobia to people like me.

  8. 8

    Re: tulipwalk555 – No its not. We have had a history of violence ever since our existence. Stop preaching that homo shit.

  9. 9

    fat slob

  10. 10

    There's only one person iv ever seen fail that quickly and that's you Perez

  11. LiveClose says – reply to this


    I live just a few miles from the General Mills headquarters. Frankly, I think this bigot should be brought up on arson charges. That was an extremely windy day and with the heat and dry weather we have been experiencing this summer, that moronic protest could have turned very dangerous. And then to leave while the fire is still obviously burning…he is a complete moron.

  12. 12

    Re: nationalenquirer – You forgot Sliimy and that time Perez claimed to have discovered Lady Gaga, only to be proven a liar shortly thereafter. Perez not only fails at what he does, he even fails at taking credit for what he HASN'T done. BAHA!

  13. 13

    This is a prime example of that double standard. If the guy had set fire to a Chick-Fil-A in the process of protesting their stances, it would have never made news on this blog. Just another attempt to grasp for justification.

  14. ffs says – reply to this


    perez i am getting sooooo tired of hearing about these stupid 'stories'. as a straight woman who does support same sex marriage, all these stories just get a huge eye roll from me. if you consider this newsworthy, you need a serious mental examination(which you probably could use regardless).