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Attention, Twitter-Verse! Cher Does NOT Want Photos Of Your Private Parts!
Oh man!
Cher has STILL GOT IT - and in every sense of the word!
That includes her INCREDIBLE abilities as a pop star, as she is hard at work on a brand new album, and ALSO apparently her HIGHlarious sense of humor…at the expense of some Twitter user who felt it necessary to send her an image of his junk!
Or lack-thereof!
The living legend took to the social-networking page to write:
Some poor boy sent me Something that looked like a picture of his penis! 2 words 4 u Dear Heart!PENILE IMPLANT !
— Cher (@cher) August 6, 2012
OUCH!
LOLz!
But what did this guy expect?!
Sending pictures of your itty-bitty bologna pony isn't going to win you the affections of any ladies, Sir!
ESPECIALLY pop icons you have NEVER formally met! Ha!
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!
P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" Perez on Facebook!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: cher, hilarious, new album, no seriously wtf, penis, picture, response, seriously wtf, sexting, twitter, wtf
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No doubt you asked her to forward it to you.
Cher is such an ignorant pig. And she's been looking really artificial these days. I realize that most of her face is plastic, but she needs to understand that not everyone wants implants; perhaps she should discuss penile implants with her self-mutilating daughter Chastity instead of being insulting to a fan. And Perez, I guess you'd know all about having a teeny weeny and what it can't accomplish, huh?
lol john holmes would probably have been too small for a giant whore like cher
She looks like Octo Moms Mom
There must be people around here who see what a fucking mess she is (where's Chelsea Handler) they should tell her,not to go out in public, unless she can pull it off
,and an old lady in black leather, is not pulling it together
hahahaha She is the BEST! GOO CHER
Meh, a whore thats probably had thousands of cocks. Of course she would think average white dongs are small..She has such a huge gaping hole down there not even a horse could please her.
Re: NookiesWA – Maybe she could borrow your horse then, loser