As IF there is anyone else you could put on the cover!
C'mon, she didn't promote her album AT ALL, and it was a roaring success!
Ch-ch-check out the other covers (below)!
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A not-so-secret match made in reality television heaven!
And y'all, the rumors seem to be true!
Simon's newly released 'unofficial' biography Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell supposedly documents this sexual tryst in detail, and while the book has been out for many a hot second, Dannii is just now addressing the scintillating publication.
Danni recently stated with expert calculation:
”I haven't read the book, but I've been told about the excerpts that relate to me and the speculation about my private life. From what's been reported they — Tom and Simon — put hundreds of hours into making this book, and Tom is a respected journalist. They looked very pleased with it all at their launch. I'm sure it makes for a great read and I wish them the best.”
Very cleverly stated, Dannii!
Way to avoid actually admitting to an affair! Girl's definitely been coached in the ways of self-representation.
Just don't let Simon charm his way into your vejazzled knickers, ya sweet thangs!
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