Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
And the literary world just erotically asphyxiated itself!
Oh mah poorly-written, kinky goodness!
Don't get us wrong, we love ourselves some sexy bedtime stories, but COME ON (pun intended)!
Ah well, congrats Snowdragons! What's next?? Perhaps a Harry Potter inspired-porno? 50 Wand Licks of Wonder? We want IN on that red chamber of secret pain!
Accio dragon-saddles and mystic ball-gags!
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