Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
What a grand marketing scheme!
Comedy's plasticized queen Joan Rivers recently became SO enraged by Costco banning her newest book I Hate Everything … Starting with Me due to scandalous jokes on the book's back cover, that she decided to stage a PROTEST Tuesday in an El Lay Costco branch!
Joan entered the wholesale establishment screaming into a bullhorn while comparing Costco to Nazi Germany! She then proceeded to handcuff herself to a customer's shopping cart.
Now there's a sight we'd pay to see!!!
Oh Joan, you delightful schemer, you! Call us the next time you plan on harassing a Costco. We'll cheer you on while buying soap in bulk.
[Image via WENN.]