All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Looks like Robert Pattinson is safe from the clutches of Xenu for now!
Or at least Kirstie Alley, anyway!
Although reports have circulated that the actress, who is a well-known Scientologist, has been spearheading a campaign to get the recently heartbroken actor to join the religion to make it more appealing to the younger generation, it's apparently NOT true it all!
And how do we know?
Phew! We're very glad to hear it … for no other reason than Rob has been through a lot these last few weeks and he really needs some alone time right now.
Relax and reflect right now, R-Patz. You earned it.
[Images via WENN.]