All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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If only we could zip up our angel wings and fly over to Ojai right now…
We'd sprinkle our beloved sparkle child with hope, love, and low-cal bonbons.
Because as sad as it is to discuss, Robert Pattinson still plays that metaphorical blues harmonica …according to People.
Their sources say he's been forced to seriously reevaluate his life ever since Kristen Stewart shredded his happiness.
"One moment he thought he had his partner and the next he was forced to rethink decisions he's made. He's sad about it."
Aww.. but c'est la vie!
We know it's tough, but sooner or later, he's gonna have to put his big boy panties on and move forward with the amazing life he leads.
We mean, he does have that HUGE Good Morning America interview coming up. And the Daily Show interview too!
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