It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Wasn't the one of Christian Grey bad enough?!
Apparently not, because a month after a composite sketch of the titular 50 Shades of Grey character, combining the physical attributes of a variety of celebs like Brad Pitt and David Beckham, was released to a not-so-hot collective reaction, the VERY SAME has been done in order to give readers a potential look at Anastasia Steele!
Ch-ch-check she and Christian out (above and below)!
Like the last one, it's mostly just awkward and ugly!
And ugly is NOT what we want to imagine when it comes to all of that raunchy 50 Shades sex!
But hey! We DO appreciate that gurl is giving the Kristen Stewart lip bite thing in this!
Points for that! Ha!