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Forget Your Buns, Hot Dog Vendors Have Upgraded To Stuffing Vaginas!

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We're as surprised as you!

Is Xzibit playing Pimp My Hot Dog Cart ?

Nope!!

Trojan — the condom manufacturer — stocked a few hot dog carts in NYC chock full of long phallic objects you are not supposed to swallow!

These aren't the all-beef Kosher wieners your Grandpa used to ram into his mouth on the corner of Broadway and West 45th in between acts of My Fair Lady!

These hot dog shaped devices are designed to satisfy a woman's vertical smile, if you catch our drift!!

If you don't catch our drift, we're talking about VIBRATORS!!!

Trojan Vibrations, a spin off company devoted to, well, if you can't guess we're not going to tell you, plans on handing out 10,000 of their battery operated beauties this week as part of a new promotion.

First Zac Efron passed out condoms to kids watching The Lorax and now this!!

Wow! Trojan's marketing team is FULL of great ideas!

[Image via AP Images.]

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6 comments to “Forget Your Buns, Hot Dog Vendors Have Upgraded To Stuffing Vaginas!”



  1. 1

    This is tacky and you're an asshole for posting it. Perez = mental midget with zero class.



  2. 2

    And for those of us too shy to buy vibrators on the street :-) there's always the ultra classy memeshop…:

  3. Nicole says – reply to this


    3

    I get that some people don't like Perez, but what's the point of coming to his site clearly labeled Perezhilton.com if you don't like him?

  4. melanie says – reply to this


    4

    Awesome! Where can I go to get mine!? lol! Go Trojan there needs to be more "vertical smiles" for world peace ;)



  5. 5

    well if that's not the classiest headline i've ever read….

    in all seriousness, though, i'm making my boyfriend get me one of these since he has the day off today.



  6. 6

    I heard that you're their number one customer.