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E.L. James Is Only Woman On Earth Who Believes It's 'Far Too Early' To Cast 50 Shades

8/10/2012 11:20 AM ET | Filed under: Twitter • Alexander Skarsgård • Bookz • 50 Shades Of Grey

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Silly Snowqueens Icedragon, it's never too early to dream!

The entire planet has an opinion on how the studios should cast the ridiculously popular Twilight fanfic erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.

Author E.L. James thinks our casting ejaculations are just a tad bit premature!

She tweeted:

Personally, we LOVE the metric ton of speculative hullabaloo!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and, boy, do they enjoy sharing it!

One particular Psycho author asserts Christian Grey should NOT be played by an openly gay man!

Another greatly peculiar Scot believes the main roles should go to computer generated Franken-beings made up of the bits and pieces of Hollywood's hottest men and women!

And those of us here in the real world root for a dashing but charismatic mystery-man like Alexander Skarsgard to play the billionaire ball-gagger and a vulnerable yet subtly strong vixen like Emilia Clarke to assume the other position.

The woman who earned roughly sixteen trillion billion dollars this quarter by using 11 solid inches of rock-hard imagination to mindf**k every literate woman (and more than a few of the men) in the Westernized world is now telling us that it's far too early to start dreaming??

Attaching real-life faces to characters who already piqued our nether regions is the best part!!

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19 comments to “E.L. James Is Only Woman On Earth Who Believes It's 'Far Too Early' To Cast 50 Shades”



  1. 1

    Hate to be a party pooper but I am so tired of hearing about this series, everything about it. Mommy porn



  2. 2

    Maybe when they make this into a movie the screenwriter can add a plot and some depth to those shallow characters. Oh, and maybe some decent dialogue would be nice.

  3. rox says – reply to this


    3

    not the only woman on earth.

    It's a good book to fantasize about.
    It will be a shitty movie.

  4. Whoa says – reply to this


    4

    I love the idea of Alexander Skarsgard, very good call Perez.
    Love the idea but Damn those poorly written books were hard to get through.

  5. Bhav says – reply to this


    5

    No way! Jessie Pavelka is perfect for the role of Christian Grey, and he's around the right age.

  6. tatkealt says – reply to this


    6

    Emilia and Alexander?!!! For real?!!!! They are not even an inch close to Christian and Ana!



  7. 7

    Alex Pettyfer needs to play christian grey!!



  8. 8

    I loved the series. It was a great trashy beach read for me this summer. But I don't see how it could possible be made into a movie. Maybe an HBO series or something. Why must every popular book series be made into a movie? Some just belong to stay in print only.



  9. 9

    The only way this these books could be made into movies that were faithful to the book they would have to carry an X rating, they maybe could get away with an NC-17 but I doubt it. You can't gloss over the level and types of sex from the book, if you did it wouldn't be Fifty Shades.

  10. lilly64 says – reply to this


    10

    if you could clean-up Lyndsey Lohann she would be perfect for Ana and too bad jonny Depp didn't have the sie and coloring ooohhhh yaaaa Jonny DEPP He has the tallent to pull a Christian off . Don't know if he would even consider it But I can HIS HANDS HIS EYES the man has the swank to pull it off nicely Depp has the depth.

  11. anaorestes says – reply to this


    11

    Too many typos.

  12. Rrgilston says – reply to this


    12

    Re: rosebud99 – Perhaps read my book.

  13. Rrgilston says – reply to this


    13

    Re: Nolan Ross – True. Less is more.

  14. Jules says – reply to this


    14

    Re: Whoa – World Without Safewords was a fast fun read. Literary too.



  15. 15

    I have the answer to end this all. Michael Fassbender, (Magmeto-X-Men 1st class, Inglorious Bastards), should BE Mr. Grey!!!! Check out his GQ spread!!! Hence my avatar;) Keira Knightly or Mila Kunis could pull off Anastasia. Im rooting for Knightly!!! She is very sensual in her movements and acting. I refer you to the scene in X-Men, where Fassbender kills the two Nazi soldiers in the bar…..HELL-O!!!! All in white….which seem to be his color of choice at times;) Amd his VOICE!!! I could listen to that man grunt for a lifetime!!! I only ask that you BLOW this up!!!! Im telling you! It. Will. Work. I BEG OF YOU CASTING GODS!!! Please DO NOT pick Ian. Please. I would derive no pleaser from watching or fantasizing about him. FASSBENDER FOR FIFTY!!!!!

  16. opinionated says – reply to this


    16

    I really don't understand all the hoopla about an 'openly gay' man playing Grey. Seriously, as long as he can act and portray an amazing Christian Grey does it really matter?
    Should we also say no one who is happily married should play him either? Reality and fantasy are two different things, as long as the actor can play christian grey well, i don't care who he's sleeping with/in a relationship with in real life.

  17. patrizia says – reply to this


    17

    Alexander Skarsgard and Kristen Stewart

  18. Kay says – reply to this


    18

    They sure seem to be dragging their feet on this movie. You'd think they'd want to strike while the iron is still this hot.

    Perez, please. Alexander Skarsgard isn't nearly attractive enough to portray Christian Grey.

  19. Lady Grey says – reply to this


    19

    The Perfect Mr.Grey would be Wesley Brown