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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's Rumored Weekend Wedding Would Be Criminal! More Deets HERE!

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Just as George Clooney was looking for the right tie, the exciting weekend wedding of King Brad Pitt and Queen Angelina Jolie has been shot to rumor hell.

Earlier, we gasped at the thought of a French wedding when reports alerted the world of a super secret party happening at Chateau Miraval this Saturday.

Locals near Brangie's lovely home whispered they were trying to cover up the affair by calling it the 50th anniversary celebration of Brad's parents.

But apparently there was a super small guest list with names more fitting for the royal Hollywood union than an anniversary party.

Dreams…

According to Patrick Mareschi, deputy culture secretary of the nearby village of Correns, the supposed wedding would totally be illegal! He says:

"Under French law couples have to get married at the town hall. Unlike with a religious wedding, there's no way a couple can hold a civil ceremony at their own home."

Hermph!

Well… we wouldn't put it past Brangie to simply host a ceremony before making it legit elsewhere… but still… sounds like we're gonna have to wait even longer for the big day.

Kinda like the majority of the LGBT community! Hey, maybe they decided to wait for us after all! Ha.. we kid! We wish 'em the best!! XX

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12 comments to “Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's Rumored Weekend Wedding Would Be Criminal! More Deets HERE!”



  1. 1

    Does anybody really fucking care?



  2. 2

    There you go with the word 'royal' again.

  3. Dream says – reply to this


    3

    Appearently a lot of people care because practically everyone is reporting on it. Like it or not they are super famous. At least they are famous for something unlike the Kardashians. I would rather people report on the Jolie-Pitts than a family whose biggest claim to fame is a woman who got the spotlight for a sex-tape.

  4. Tom says – reply to this


    4

    Where will you spend eternity, Are you saved?

    You may set your own standards for your life, but it’s by God’s high standards that you will be judged on Judgement day. If you’ve ever told a lie, stolen something, used the Lord’s name as a cuss word etc., you have sinned and broken God’s law. What if you died today? Would you go to heaven or hell? The only thing you take is your eternal soul, not material things! Because God is good, Holy and just, He cannot overlook sin - what good judge would overlook a crime? He would be fired from his job.

    But wait… some one paid your fine! God so loved the world He sent His only begotten Son, Jesus. Jesus paid the penalty for your sins 2000 years ago, in full. If you’d wholeheartedly like to receive Jesus into your life - no matter how debased you think you are - once He’s got you, He will do the changes. You could pray something like this out loud, "Dear God I'm a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask your forgiveness! I believe that Jesus died and rose from the dead for my sins. Please wash me clean from all sin, shame, and guilt, come into my life Jesus to be my Lord and Savior. I ask this in your name Jesus. Amen!" If you prayed that prayer and meant it with all your heart you will be saved, it’s that simple, but… you have to walk your talk. Get support, tell someone who’s in the faith, get in a good bible based church and welcome into the family!



  5. 5

    Glad that you refer to marriage as making it "legit"! It's actually surprising in this case that they haven't married, since they've both been married before, and should remember that it changes the relationship.



  6. 6

    Ick. SO tired of seeing her nasty old lady leg poking out of all of her dresses. Nothing looks good on her or fits her right. You would think that with all of her money she could afford to have her clothes properly altered or pay someone to find clothes that at least look flattering on her. I'm willing to bet that they break up in less than two years after they're married. That's what always happens with people who are together for a long time and then get married.



  7. 7

    She has managed to drag him down to her level, not that that was far to go. She's bad energy. I'm sorry her childhood wasn't very happy, but she learned nothing from it. She has visited unhappiness on many women, without a lost night's sleep I bet. I don't hate her, I pity her, because she doesn't feel like the rest of us do!



  8. 8

    I hope it's a false rumor and they marry in New Orleans. It would be great for the city and patriotic and all that.



  9. 9

    Re: Tom – You are insane. God does not exist.



  10. 10

    I posted Gossip Cop's story. Now Perez posts it as if he'd heard it himself.

  11. likatmur88 says – reply to this


    11

    Who gives a flying F#CK?



  12. 12

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – You couldn't possibility writing about Angie. If you are, then you are ignorant/ totally unaware of all the goodness she has brought to so many. But, you don't want to know the facts, you would prefer to believe the worst.