One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Friends, Romans, countrymen — why the heck is Ari Gold freestylin' online?
Entourage star Jeremy Piven took a break from filming in London recently to try his hand at the hippity-hop!
Ch-Ch-Check out the mixed results for yourself (above), as he waxes lyrical and poetical using The Art of Rap app available on iTunes.
We LOVE Jeremy's gusto — not to mention his thick, manly mane of glorious man-beard — but we're not sure he's ready for a Death Row record deal just yet.
For our money, nothing tops his performance in PCU!