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Mariah Carey's Not So Triumphant Return

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Aww baby butterfly! It's ok, you'll figure out SOME way to crack the youth market, weeee bellllliiieevvvee in yoouuuuu!!

Mariah Carey's recently released 'comeback' single Triumphant (Get Em) ft. Rick Ross is NOT the smashing success we ALL hoped it would be. And while we can't say that we loved the song that much, we were still hoping it would do well for MiMi.

No such luck!

The rap-infused single JUST debuted last week, but it hasn't made it into the coveted top ten ranking of ANY music chart, and is currently sitting down LOW in the iTunes store at #70.

Ouch! But hey, at least some of the track's remixes are a little more on thefantastic side!

And, hopefully American Idol can do what it does best and fuel Mariah's not-so-steamin' musical engine. We'll take one ticket aboard the Mariah express, recent wrecks be damned!

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30 comments to “Mariah Carey's Not So Triumphant Return”



  1. 1

    I know you are trying to be nice-nasty but I'm sure she'll come out with a better tune. She needs to go back to awesome ballads.

  2. Nancy B says – reply to this


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    Karma is a bitch…….she is tooo much of a Diva….take it down a notch girlie



  3. 3

    Look how FAT & BLOATED she is; she got paid millions to LIE & CHEAT to desperate FAT SLOB WOMEN with her weight loss scam…..

  4. WhitneyFan1990 says – reply to this


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    Perez what the f are you smoking.
    The song PEAKED at #37 on the US iTunes charts - get your FACTS straight and adjust your glasses (if you have a pair, and if not, get one).
    It was NOT ONLY number 1 in FIVE countries (Philippines, Thailand, Malaysia ,Singapore & Taiwan) in ONLY 1 day, BUT it was able to go to the top of the charts with the help of Mariahs FANS ALONE - WITHOUT ANY promotion, interviews/live performances.
    Bam.
    If you fools took the time to listen to the lyrics instead of believing the hype, articles like this would never come about.

  5. Gonzo says – reply to this


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    She needs a slice of humble pie. Glad her song is a flop. I don't get how this woman has several number one singles. The only Mariah song I know is that god awful Christmas song they play every year.

  6. WhitneyFan1990 says – reply to this


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    Re: Gonzo – Bitch shut the f up. You only mad because your life sucks. Lmao. Keep sippin on that haterade.



  7. 7

    Fantastic news!

  8. Gonzo says – reply to this


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    Re: WhitneyFan1990 – Hi Mariah! Btw Whitney is a glorified crack head.

  9. Errrr m, excuse me? says – reply to this


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    Re: Nancy B – What's wrong with being a diva- You make it sound like it equals to shooting up innocent people watching movie in a theatre or something!

  10. fancypants66 says – reply to this


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    Because of this article, I went to Itunes and found the record (at #76 now) and listened to it. I don't like the rapping part. But she sounds great. I agree - she needs to go back to awesome strong ballads. That is where her strength is. No more rapping. Yuk.

  11. Nancy B says – reply to this


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    Clearly the tragedy of several people losing their lives can't be compared to an Over - Rated washed up puppy carrying 90's DIVA, so either you are her publicist or her sunglass carrier, she needs to eat HUMBLE PIE and stop with the whole DIVA routine……its getting old, JUST like MIriah is.

  12. TeamMariah says – reply to this


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    So I just heard that Nick Cannon has directed the video for Triumphant…ughh…I ain't hating on their marriage…love is great and he's a great and humble family man BUT get out of Mariah's musical career. She was more than fine without you in it! Is it just me or has every video that he directed for her has been dry? I will be amaze if this video is even decent.



  13. 13

    Poor Mooriah! Flop ass bitch!

  14. marcella says – reply to this


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    Hmmmmm….I love Riri, Katy, Selena…I'm 15, and have no clue who this fat old lady is…..

  15. Bianca says – reply to this


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    Re: marcella – Then your musical opinion is no longer valid. Fair enough if you don't like it, but don't lie. I find it hard to believe you've never heard of, seen or hear any of her songs.

  16. Hey Zeus! says – reply to this


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    Does Mariah really need another hit? Perhaps she should concentrate on just making a great, critically acclaimed album. Singles with "featured rappers" are so 2001.

  17. Mariahisthebest says – reply to this


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    With 18 # 1 hits Mariah really doesn't need anymore. she is doing this to please her fans. so what if she had a bad start…i'm sure there's more singles coming our way. She's Mariah Carey…she knows what she's doing and has to do. her song also was at #37 on Itunes..and #1 in 5 countries so far..not a bad start. Just give it time to get around. i personally think the remixes are better than the original too….

  18. MariahIsTheBest says – reply to this


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    Re: marcella – If you don't know who Mariah Carey is….you have no idea what real music is and i feel sorry for you. look her up on youtube and realize she's the best singer in the world……end of story.

  19. tahoegeminii says – reply to this


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    MeMe SUCKS!!! now how is the fake old fat stripper going to break into the "youth market"? that's why Simon called her "not relevant" when she was trying act to good for the X-Factor-American Idol is a sinking ships of fools already and it will sink twice as fast with the self bloated egomaniac aboard-without Sony and her ex to buy radio play and rig the charts or do forced downloads to cell phones to falsely get her numbers up-this POS is getting exactly the kind of reviews this trash deserves-the worst lyrics EVER-wasn't MeMe piggy bragging for the last year about how good she thought her lyrics were?? GAG-what a blow hard has been clawing and drooling after the spotlight-her actually photos don't even look like her fantasy cover art-it looks like she had the photoshop guru's repaint her as JLo-MeMe is so crazy jealous of JLo -she has been copy catting her for years and failing miserably too-go away MeMe your self proclaimed "diva" BS is just gross and nasty now-you ain't all that and frankly I think most people are tired of hearing how much you think of yourself



  20. 20

    what a cow … hasn't done anything good in decades. she just doesn't have it anymore.



  21. 21

    what a flabby ass flop!! hopefully Idol will pay her bills as she sure as hell cant sell records anymore.

  22. raeray213 says – reply to this


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    She released three version of this song to see which sound her fans and future fans like more. She is doing this for a reason, then she will finish her album…. duh…. people so dumb her album is not due till later. Shes testing the music.

  23. marcella says – reply to this


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    Re: BiancaRe: MariahIsTheBest – Feel sorry for me?? Why? Because the music era I'm growing up in has Adele, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga? Don't feel sorry for me for having musical taste…Any fat, old, has been sprayed tanned monkey looking whore is not worth my time, but is obvious your idolize this train wreck…I feel SORRY FOR YOU!!!!

  24. Phoee says – reply to this


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    Re: marcella – yess little girl feel sorry for you. You must live in a cave or something not knowing who MARIAH is…….

  25. katie says – reply to this


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    Re: tahoegeminii – Not much of a fan of mariah, but even i know she sounds or sounded a lotttttt better than jlo during their time. I would have died to have a voice like mariah's back in her prime time. Are you serious! jlo had some good songs, but god she sucks!

  26. siegerhine says – reply to this


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    Re: Bianca – That woman is mariah carey. she has sold 200million records worldwide and had 40 top 40 hits. Do me a favor,listen to her and you'llknow what real music is. Rihanna, katy perry and selena are the stars who became famous selling auto tuned and crap records. all of their album sales combined they cant still outsell mariah. Do your home work kid.

  27. siegerhine says – reply to this


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    Re: marcella – That woman is mariah carey. she has sold 200million records worldwide and had 40 top 40 hits. Do me a favor,listen to her and you'llknow what real music is. Rihanna, katy perry and selena are the stars who became famous selling auto tuned and crap records. all of their album sales combined they cant still outsell mariah. Do your home work kid.

  28. Joancraford says – reply to this


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    Only a week on iTunes and it's OFF THE CHART! Her biggest bomb of all time!!

  29. JoanCrawford says – reply to this


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    Re: WhitneyFan1990 – You are wrong - it did NOT go number one on those charts it only PEAKED on the iTunes chart at that number. The song has not and will not go number one anywhere. It's already off the iTunes chart too - her biggest bomb ever!

  30. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Im not the biggest Mariah fan, but I think Mariah is just having some trouble getting in the hang of thing. She is gonna have a hard time getting her career back, but I pretty sure by the middle of next year, she”ll be back on top. I mean it worked for JLo