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Wanna Party? Try Covering Your Naked Body In Crisco Like This Guy!

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Chad William Forber arrested naked covered in crisco

We've been trying to think of a new party gag for weeks and by golly, we may have found it! Just have to remember to stay inside though…

A naked 41-year-old man was arrested in downtown Rock Island, Illinois on Monday after cops got a call early in the morning.

If he would have tried to run, he might have actually had a chance because his body was covered in grease! Imagine that foot chase while listening to some Benny Hill music and you've got comedic gold.

Sources say Chad William Forber (already listed as a sex offender thanks to indecent exposure in 2011) was a shiny mess carrying a can of Crisco spray and a pair of shorts, which contained less than five grams of methamphetamine.

According to Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen, "He was looking for a place to party."

He may not be doing that for a while. Although a lewd exposure charge was dismissed, the felony possession charge alone could land him in prison for up to five years.

Unfortunately for him, no pants parties in prison aren't nearly as fun as they are at 3 a.m. on a city street.

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2 comments to “Wanna Party? Try Covering Your Naked Body In Crisco Like This Guy!”

  1. dvlwmn3 says – reply to this


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    I live 20 min from there LOL!!



  2. 2

    Why is it always the heartthrobs that pull this shit?