Dang. Is Kanye West trying to start a new trend??
Guess he was just too busy to realize something was on his face??
Anyway, we came up with a few guesses:
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Who the hell kissing Paris Hilton??
The socialite has spent the past few weeks in Europe, and it by the looks of it she has made a friend!
Paris was spotted getting very close to this new man, first on a boat, and now on the beach of Corsica, Italy.
Since hard facts about Paris' shirtless stud, we'll make some up!
Frederick "Fact" #1: He was born in Chippewa falls, Wisconsin.
Frederick "Fact" #2: He is NOT from money.
Frederick "Fact" #3: He sketched her in the nude wearing only the Heart Of The Ocean nestled in her bosom.
We just described Jack from Titanic! Oops! :P
Well, if he won over the love of Paris and her fickle heart, he must be something special!
We'll keep you posted ACTUAL Freddy facts, as they emerge!
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