That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Funnyman John Cleese has finally tied the knot! The longtime bachelor has gone a… he what? Married before?
All right, it may not have worked out last time for the Monty Python alum, but sometimes you need to fail once to learn what not to… Really??
Sorry, the multiple divorcee is giving it another go and hoping that the third time will be the… What? Fourth?
“I never felt there was anything wrong with the institution of marriage – the only thing wrong was my ability to choose the right person. I couldn’t imagine being with anyone other than Jenny now. And with my record, that’s a pretty remarkable thing to say.”
So are they worried about what other people think when they see the May-(late) December couple together? Not a bit of it! Jennifer says:
“We’re kindred spirits. When people see us together, they immediately get it.”
Aw, that's sweet! We kid the kidder, but we're actually really happy for John.
It's so tough to find true love, and if it takes a hundred years, well that's how long it takes!
Congratulations and best wishes, you crazy kids!
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