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Oh Robert Pattinson you are the classiest cat on the scene!
Kristen Stewart… who?!
Twi-hards, ’tis the week of Robbie rob's blazing return from post-scandal, heartbreak hibernation, and dude is acting un-phased and eager to promote David Cronenberg's newest visual conquest, Cosmopolis!
Watch R-Patz gush over this mind flucker of a film (above)!
Your career has barely begun, dear Robert, yet you are already a worldwide success AND you have truck-loads of talent to back it up! Sending so many indie-lovin' hearts your way…
And we can't wait to get our brainz sexily melted by your dapper self in Cosmopolis!
Check out MORE silvery-suit clad R-Patz pics from last night's NYC Cosmopolis premiere (below)!