Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh Robert Pattinson you are the classiest cat on the scene!
Kristen Stewart… who?!
Twi-hards, ’tis the week of Robbie rob's blazing return from post-scandal, heartbreak hibernation, and dude is acting un-phased and eager to promote David Cronenberg's newest visual conquest, Cosmopolis!
Watch R-Patz gush over this mind flucker of a film (above)!
Your career has barely begun, dear Robert, yet you are already a worldwide success AND you have truck-loads of talent to back it up! Sending so many indie-lovin' hearts your way…
And we can't wait to get our brainz sexily melted by your dapper self in Cosmopolis!
Check out MORE silvery-suit clad R-Patz pics from last night's NYC Cosmopolis premiere (below)!