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Brangelina's Weekend Wedding Shot Down! French Mayor Denies All Of It!

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If there's any lesson to be learned here, it's don't screw with the Mayor Michael Latz!

On Tuesday, a tabloid reported that the mayor of Correns said Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were totally getting married this week.

But according to him, he doesn't even know who they are!

Wait, huh??

Here, we'll let him tell you, as the good mayor of the quaint French town explains:

"I don't know who they are. It's nonsense. I've had 50 phone calls and I am telling everyone to get lost because this is tiresome and irritates me. I am going to pursue them (the tabloid) for misleading statements."

Inneresting… inneresting…

Of course, this could all just be a cover-up, but we're gonna lean toward it being the truth.

The only person who knows when the wedding will be is obviously Maddox. He's clearly the one with everything under control.

Spill the beans, boy!!! Let your old pal Perez in on the deets!

[Image via WENN.]

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11 comments to “Brangelina's Weekend Wedding Shot Down! French Mayor Denies All Of It!”



  1. 1

    "I don't know who they are". Love the reality check comment.



  2. 2

    I don't care if they do have a herd of kids, Angie isn't wife material. She more, french kiss her brother, fuck billy bob in the limo material. Brad is gross now, he sucked on billy bobs leftovers.



  3. 3

    Re: Meggie246524 – I think that is why some stars live overseas. Johnny Depp said it was wonderful to live in a small town in France and not be known.



  4. 4

    You're not an old pal of Maddox. You probably perv on his pictures because you're a pedophile, but even though Jolie is a nasty skank and Pitt always looks like he needs scrubbed down and that the life has been sucked out of him (and not in a good way), you, Perez, are too much of a nobody for these two self-absorbed ninnies.
    .
    Re: happygurl – Exactly.

  5. LiberalsMakeMeSick says – reply to this


    5

    Who cares about these two? For some reason you attack KStwart for being a cheater but you idolize these two cheaters. This skank has cheated on every man she was with and she always went after the married/engaged/attached man.



  6. 6

    HES RIGHT… WHO ARE THEY ?
    NEITHER ONE HAS PUT OUT A GOOD MOVIE IN A DECADE….
    WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS ?
    FOR DEADBEAT PARENTING ?
    FOR HAVING MORE KIDS THAN THEY CAN HANDLE ?
    FOR BEING FREAKS ?????
    WHY ??????
    ANYONE ??????

  7. SC says – reply to this


    7

    …what is going on in this picture? I have nothing against jolie, and Im not against pda but this looks like it needs to be kept off the red carpet.

  8. FUNNY says – reply to this


    8

    THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHITTT RIGHT THERE, THE MAJOR SURE HAS SOME SENSE OF HUMOR GOING ON, LOL'ED SO HARD

    ANGIE BROKE A 5YRS MARRIAGE, SHE AINT NO MARRIAGE MATERIAL WHATSOEVER AND AS FOR STUPITT SHE IS A DOUCHEBAG



  9. 9

    as u see noone cares about these two rats huddled away in a french drainpipe not even the french.. jen and justin are king and queen and these two ugs are nobody.. because NOBODY CARES !!!

  10. Blevins says – reply to this


    10

    They are so lucky living in a castle, congrats to them. May they continue to thrive and have a house full of love, peace and laughter. Maybe Jennifer might find true happiness if she stops the competition, hate and jealousy she displays on the vile comments she posts about Brangelinas. It's going on 8 yrs, let it go already.

  11. Maniston says – reply to this


    11

    Re: Yes You Bore Me – You ought to be banned from this site. You are a sick woman! Leave Mario alone or get off his site!!!