So sad and scary.
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We knew this pairing would be INCREDIBLE, but we had NO idea they were going to elevate to this level of greatness!
By now, everyone knows that Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed on to appear in Scary Movie 5, but today new information has surfaced regarding the roles that the gruesome two-some would be portraying…and it EFFING KILLS!
That's right, sources close to the horror parody, which will be mainly lampooning Black Swan, have revealed that the pair will be playing "the world's hottest new couple," and much like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Shaq, and Dr. Phil before them, will be getting slaughtered in the opening sequence!
Then again, the MaSheen has already gotten the axe in this series before…but we all know how little that means in regards to possible reappearances!
Make us proud, you two!
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