Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Britney Lea Michele, b*tch!
Check out how AHmazingly HOT she looks in the pics (above)!!!
Cory — contain yourself! LOLz!
However, that outfit DOES look like one from the If You Seek Amy video, but the dancers on the tables look like they’re getting ready for some I’m A Slave 4 U slithering!!!
Then again, we can’t help but think of Paula Abdul’s Cold Hearted with that second pic…!
Oh Princess Lea, you are SUCH a tease!
[Images via Twitter.]