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Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, And Suge Knight's Son Walk Into A Bar…

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Sounds like a drama-stuffed soiree to us!

But surprisingly, all seemed calm and casual at The Canyons wrap party in El Lay Tuesday night, where Lindsay Lohan, Mama Dina Lohan, and Lilo's little brother Cody celebrated the Bret Easton Ellis-penned noir project alongside porn prince James Deen and Suge Knight's son Andrew (above).

Ooo we can't wait to see Lindsay's majestic, echoing canyons on a gynormous screen! Tee hee!

But seriously, according to Deen's peen, Lindsay's acting skillz are enviable, and she was nothing but the picture of professionalism…

So obviously we are dying to see if his claims ring true!

We do hope that the girl who charmed us so in Mean Girls and Prairie Home Companion rears her gingery head once more… ’cause Linds' 'acting' has never quite been the same since!

Hopefully the Elizabeth Taylor biopic and The Canyons (and um… Scary Move 5?) will be the bundle of sparks Lilo needs to jumpstart her much missed film career!

We belieeeeveeee in youuuuu, Lindsay!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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15 comments to “Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, And Suge Knight's Son Walk Into A Bar…”

  1. 1

    i think lindsay should steal kanye from kim…
    dumb, dumber and dumbest.

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    The mother looks like an OLD PROSTITUTE…and the daughter looks like…AN OLD PROSTITUTE !

  3. 3

    She is not aging well. All the drugs and alcohol are showing up already. Call the plastics!!

  4. MichJB says – reply to this


    Which is Lindsay and which is Dina? Both look like dried up old skanks.

  5. Aaron Saltzer says – reply to this


    I liked every bit of this article, which rarely happens.

  6. tasha says – reply to this


    According to HLN Lindsay and Charlie Sheen will both die in the opening scene on Scary Movie 5 so that's sure not going to be some big part to futher her career. lol

  7. 7

    Re: tasha – Actually the opening is one of the best parts

  8. cari says – reply to this


    WHAT 50 something woman wears skirts so short you can (ugh) see their uterus? And those legs shouldn't be visible to the general public. Lindsays got 99 problems and White Oprah has always been #1.

  9. 9

    this girl needs to stop going clubbing with her mother. especially as her mother is the one who's the bad influence.

  10. 10

    Re: amycakes86 – wrong. She wasn't "clubbing" with her mother, she took her mother, brother and friends to a film's wrap party. It's not uncommon for actors to bring family to those things. She went clubbing a few times at Bootsy Bellows in the last 10 days that her mother and brother have been in LA with her and her mother didn't go one time with her to that club.

  11. Bates says – reply to this


    I read that she was paid only $6,480 for The Canyons flick, WTF?! I think she got screwed.

  12. 12

    It's hilarious how he says one thing to the media and something completely different to people he knows. Reportedly, he's been telling people he knows that she was a nightmare to work with and that her acting was terrible. Just like everyone else in LA, when you have a movie to promote, you lie lie lie.

  13. 13

    Re: Be-Atch – You know, I usually do not agree with you and sometimes wish you would compose yourself instead of posting multiple stream of consciounsness threads.

    But in this case I have to say you are absolutely too funny and right on!

  14. Ben says – reply to this


    Dina is too old and gross to pull off wearing a dress that short. Stupid b***h.

  15. 15

    ..nasty ? ..meet raspy !…