Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Rob! You dirty, dirty bird!!
But we LOVE IT!! We'd give anything to take a peek into that unzipped portal of sex!
As you can see (above and below), Robert Pattinson was caught with his fly down at the New York Times Talk presentation of Cosmopolis.
And while it's most likely due to some loose zippage, we'd like to imagine it's cuz our sparkle child got a lil' love before the main event. LOL!
Kristen Stewart, who?
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]