Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The musician sounded pretty mad on Twitter about the whole ordeal, but didn't get the police involved because he thought he might have been "getting punk'd" and didn't "want to waste tax dollars on pranks."
Then this creepy video hit the web, in which a masked YouTube user takes credit for the theft!
We would think that might persuade the Black Eyed Pea to call the cops, but nope!
"WE FOUND IT!!!! Thanks to #TECHNOLOGY ….. It's safe and on its way back to @officialwcc Headquarters!!! #HARDWORKDEDICATION"
The car's owner sounded pretty relieved when he tweeted back:
"My car has been found…#bestnewsever thank you so much ryan…"
Still, we're a little curious what actually happened. Care to explain will.i.am???
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