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And in emoji form, no less!
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Colleen Shannon is 5'2", her measurements are 34-25-34 and her turn-ons are confidence, laughter, and… human smuggling?
Playboy's January '04 playmate was just busted trying to sneak a man from Canada into the United States!
Charged with a federal crime for "bringing in and harboring aliens," Colleen awaits a judge from behind bars at Clinton County Jail in NY.
We have NO idea what possesses a person to smuggle someone into another country!
If convicted, the model and part time sexy nightclub DJ could spend up to 10 years in the slammer!
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