1. Bruce Jenner reveals he is transgender right at the start of the interview.
2. Why Bruce is transitioning now, at age 65.
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Honestly, we have no idea how to even TOUCH this mortifying HIGHlarity…but we'll do our best!
Few may recall that way back when Carson Daly was an MTV VJ and Christina Aguilera was a Genie in a Bottle, the pair had a signficant enough relationship to get a, ahem, 'shout-out' in an Eminem song!
G.W. Let’s cut to the chase: Do you think Christina Aguilera squirts when she has an orgasm?
C.D. Are you kidding me? Is that your opener? I have no idea. I can’t imagine the thought. I mean, really.
G.W. I mean, clearly—just look at the outfits she chooses to wear onstage. Tell that girl to put some clothes on! I believe that is a rational question to ask you. I know it is a bit off-piste.
C.D. Yes, it is. I will say she does have a lot of people on her team, a whole entourage to help her, and she knows what she is doing. Oh boy, I love you. You are the best. You are so great—just the best. Despite your asinine question about Christina, it is still a pleasure to be here with you.
Thankfully, Carson managed to handle himself with quite a bit of tact, which we're sure Miz Aguilera will appreciate!
All we'll say is that we now have a mental picture in our head that we fear will haunt us for the rest of our lives!
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