This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
WE WISH WE KNEW!
Despite assertions that the pair were in no rush to walk down the aisle, the internet ran rampant over the weekend that the singer and actress held a private and SECRET ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming…which is where they got engaged earlier in the year!
But why all the speculation?!
Sources in the area have reported that in the past two weeks, there was a stage constructed on a ranch apparently owned by a friend of Justin's!
"They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there."
And it certainly didn't help all the wild speculation when celebrity wedding cake designer Sylvia Weinstock took to Twitter to share:
America is a beautiful country Jackson hole a marvel
— Sylvia Weinstock (@SylviaWeinstock) August 18, 2012
You can't deny that all the PIECES certainly fit together!
And as much as we'd like legitimate confirmation from the pair, it IS their special day…and they have every right to celebrate it however they'd like!
Even if that DOES mean being sneaky sneaky snakes about it!
GAH! We don't know WHAT to believe!
Congratulations, we guess?! LOLz!
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