Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
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…IT'S THE SEASON EFFING FINALE!
That's right, last night on True Blood we discovered that poor Vampire Bill's religious epiphany is nothing more than a blood-induced hallucination exacerbated by nest-mentality, half of Bon Temps has ended up in captivity at THE AUTHORITAH, and Russell Edgington ate the Elder Fairy before setting his sights once again on Sookie!
AND ALL OF THIS HAS TO BE RESOLVED IN NEXT WEEK'S FINAL EPISODE, Save Yourself!
Check out its preview (above)!
Oh MAN! It looks as though Jason is going to go all Expendables to rescue Vampire Jessica!
But at WHAT cost?
And with series creator Alan Ball signing off on showrunner duties after this year, we have a sneaking suspicion that now more than ever, ALL BETS ARE OFF!
Who do U think might not survive into season six of True Blood?