It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
That's the rumor!! And we couldn't be happier (if it's true)!!
We've heard Cher and Tim Medvetz are planning a quickie Vegas wedding this Fall!
And get this — the wedding will be the grand finale of a badass cross-country roadtrip!! Classic!!
"Cher and Tim plan to hop on the back of a chopper this fall and take off on a road trip that will end at a Vegas wedding chapel. This is Cher's last chance at love, and she has her sons Chaz and Elijah Blue to thank. Chaz sat Cher down and said, 'Mom, get a life! Go back to Tim!' 'The two met up secretly and they picked up right where they left off. Now Cher is beaming, and Tim told a pal, 'I thought climbing Everest was the ultimate call of the wild, but I think marrying Cher will top that!'"
We're not 100% positive on this one, but if it's true then CONGRATS, gurl!! You deserve all the happiness in the world. We so thrilled for you!!!
Send us a postcard! Ha!
UPDATE: We've now secured the real answer to this lovely rumor… and it's a big FAT FALSE!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]