No, not Allied...
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Hot sexy dayummm!
It seems that Ashton Kutcher and Mila — who are officially totally just friends — are getting super serious, super fast!
"[Ashton] is totally into Mila. He's calling her his 'little wife,' which is cute but kind of odd since he's not divorced yet."
Look out for an enraged Demi Moore on the loose! But thankfully, last we heard Demi's got some glistening, New Zealand man candy to hold her attention in the form of Martin Henderson, so hopefully this news won't be TOO upsetting.
Come on Mila, Ashton… we know you'er enjoying each other's intimate parts on the reg, so why not just come out with it already?! There's only so much speculation we can handle!
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